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lacigreen:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 


sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

lacigreen:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

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vriskadoodledoo:

the-chief-mooseketeer:

hmm I didn’t know cry had boobs

the more you know

vriskadoodledoo:

the-chief-mooseketeer:

hmm I didn’t know cry had boobs

the more you know

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

He is nowhere near the general location of even kind of fucking around.

(Source: sandandglass, via spoinkluver)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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beben-eleben:

Coca-Cola Invents 16 Bottle Caps To Give Second Lives To Empty Bottles [x]

(via spoinkluver)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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gravityfalls:

Postcard from Dipper. He seems a bit…stressed.

gravityfalls:

Postcard from Dipper. He seems a bit…stressed.

gravityfalls:

Some cool Post-it sketches from the gnomes scene in the Gravity Falls episode, “Tourist Trapped”. 

gravityfalls:

Some cool Post-it sketches from the gnomes scene in the Gravity Falls episode, “Tourist Trapped”.